Sunday, September 6, 2015

September 5, 2015

Life in Hungary part one: 1) Hungarian can only be compared to Finnish twins who were left alone too long and created their own secret language. Don't try to understand it, don't even play.
2) Hungarians believe speaking their language LOUDER AND SLOWER will make you understand...even with the copious amounts of seemingly random 'z's thrown in higglty-piggltey. 
3) Drivers will run you over, so will the bicyclists but I thnk they will feel a little bad about it, zebra crossings are a combo of chicken and trust exercise. 
4) No applicators on tampons...in the entire country. Evidently in the struggle between communism and capitalism this was the hard line that was drawn.
5) All hotels/ motels, most places you want to sleep have no automatc locks. That means you lock yourself in at night and try not to think about motel fires until you figure out you're supposed to leave the key in the lock.

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